Firstly, some general info:

Name Patricia
Date of birth February 21st 1982
Place of residence Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Occupation Websurfer
Hobbies: indoors Webcamming, surfing
Hobbies: outdoors Sunbathing, dancing, photography
Favourite quote “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” - Frodo Baggins

Q: ASL?
A: 24, F, Amsterdam
Q: Is that you in the pic at the top of the page?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know!
Q: Wanna cam on Yahoo/MSN/Etc ?
A: I don’t cam much, and when I do, I only cam on Camcontacts.
Q: So wtf is an expat?
A: An expatriate.
Q: Send me a pic?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Because I don’t like whiners.
Q: Please?
A: No.
Q: Pretty please?
A: No.
Q: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
A: Fuck off.
Q: So what’s up with all the porn on your site?
A: I’m a pervert.
Q: Why do you have so few questions in your FAQ?
A: Because I’m lazy. Get over it.